About Jesus Wafers

Jesus Wafers exists to celebrate the joy of ritualistic human cannibalism, and to soak up cash from people that are stupid enough to engage in such idiotic practices.

We will be glad to help you find wafer-thin slices of your favorite dead savior, and we even offer condiments too for those who may prefer marinated or sweetened Jesus meat.

If you believe that you can eat a guy that died 2000 years ago because some horny old man cast a spell on special food items, we will be glad to take your money.


Sliced Jesus News

When the World Was Young, and Human Cannibalism Wasn’t Such a Big Deal – Disc…

Daily Mail

When the World Was Young, and Human Cannibalism Wasn't Such a Big Deal
Discover Magazine (blog)
The researchers believe that eating other humans wasn'ta big deal back then, and probably wasn't linked to religious rituals or marked by elaborate
Early man ate children as part of everyday dietDigitalJournal.com

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1 Sep 2010 at 5:30pm

NEW RESEARCH SUGGESTS OUR HUMAN ANCESTORS ATE OTHER HUMANS – Sky Valley Chron…

Sky Valley Chronicle

NEW RESEARCH SUGGESTS OUR HUMAN ANCESTORS ATE OTHER HUMANS
Sky Valley Chronicle
Because human and animal remains were tossed away together, archeologists theorize that cannibalism had no special ritual role linked to religious beliefs.


6 Sep 2010 at 10:27am

Social Studies – Globe and Mail

Social Studies
Globe and Mail
?The humans-as-food determination negates other possibilities, such as cannibalism for its own sake, or cannibalism due to starving.

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30 Aug 2010 at 4:00am

The Human Centipede: The Extremes of Horror – SBS

The Human Centipede: The Extremes of Horror
SBS
Peruse any fansite that purports to define the greatest extreme horror films ever made, you will find films on cannibalism (Ruggero Deodato's Cannibal

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3 Sep 2010 at 8:34am

Hang them high, high. high and then some – Trinidad and Tobago News (blog)

Hang them high, high. high and then some
Trinidad and Tobago News (blog)
Indeed, let the record reveal that the average citizen is not only the only entity in favour of the imposition of the death penalty but religious groups,


8 Sep 2010 at 1:29pm

I’m an atheist but this anti-Catholic rhetoric is making me nervous – The Gua…

I'm an atheist but this anti-Catholic rhetoric is making me nervous
The Guardian
"Incantations", "cannibalism". This is the tone of Ian Paisley's rabidly anti-papist Free Presbyterian church, not of rational secular debate.

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21 Aug 2010 at 11:08pm

Early man ate children as part of everyday diet: study – Expressindia.com

Early man ate children as part of everyday diet: study
Expressindia.com
Because human and animal remains were tossed away together, the researchers speculate that cannibalism had no special ritual role linked to religious

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3 Sep 2010 at 11:57am

CARMICHAEL: Set To Host Annual Charity Golf Tournament – TruckSeries.com

CARMICHAEL: Set To Host Annual Charity Golf Tournament
TruckSeries.com
How gobustan nero 9 buy agrees cannibalism behind collapse, lichas puts transacted, either opposite politician, 258 mocks planned besides the dynasty

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8 Sep 2010 at 9:52pm

? From cathedral to mosque – Sunday Standard

? From cathedral to mosque
Sunday Standard
Was it cannibalism? I always found a reason to skip it. ?The other was confession. Was this person supposed to have the power to forgive me?


2 Sep 2010 at 3:20pm

A Stubborn Man Without Conviction – Wall Street Journal

A Stubborn Man Without Conviction
Wall Street Journal
16, 2010 "All of us in both political parties must resolve to bring this period of mindless cannibalism to an end!! We've done enough of it!

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16 Aug 2010 at 6:05pm

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