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		<title>Buy Your Jesus Wafers from Amazon</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello, and thank you for taking the time to stop by at Jesus Wafers today. Our corporate mission is to make profits on the religious delusions of people with impaired critical thinking skills. Proceeds from this site are used to promote the Homosexual Agenda and Godless Atheism. Please enjoy your stay with us today.]]></description>
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